Cash to the Rescue

"Helicopter Ben Starts the Printing Press (Updated)"

BULLETIN FROM THE CASH MUNDY STRATEGIC FINANCIAL RESERVE

Free! It's all Free! And there's a whole bunch more where that came from, Earl! Ol' Cash may control $2.3 trillion, but he ain't about to forget Main Street, Bison Forks, Texas, nor Main Street, Santa Cruz, Cali-forn-I-A, neither! Yeeeeeeeeeeee-Hawwwwwww! [Minion's Missive: 4th refueling. We have been over the California coastline for some hours. Mr Mundy is hurling garbage bags full of paper from the loading ramp. They explode when they hit the slipstream: quite pretty, really. He has ordered ten thousand toner cartridges delivered with the next refueling.] BULLETIN/CMSFR/EOT